One Was Johnny

"One was Johnny who lived by himself. Two was a ..."
"mouse!"
"who jumped in on the shelf. Three was a ..."
"cat!"
"who came after the rat. Four was a ..."
"dog!"
"who came in and sat. Five was a ..."
"turtle!"
"who bit the dog's tail. Six was a ..."
"monkey!"
"who brought in the mail. Seven a ..."
"bird!"
"BLACKbird pecked poor Johnny's nose. Eight was a ..."
"tiger!"
"out selling old clothes. Nine was a ..."
"robin!"
"robBER who stole an old shoe. Ten was a puzzle, what should Johnny do?"
"Where's the puzzle?"
"It's an abstract puzzle, not an actual--"
"Where's the PUZZLE?"
"It's ABSTRACT, it--"
"WHERE'S THE PUZZLE?"
"It's an ABSTRACT PUZZLE!"
"WHERE IS IT?!"
That's when S broke it up by laughing.